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A Commando on leave has spent a long evening with friends at the village Inn. They show him the quick way home across the fields, forgetting that the local bull was loose.
The bull attcked not recognising the commando's beret. The unfortunate animal was gripped by the horns and lugged about the field until it managed to break free and bolt.
"Pity I had those last two drinks," said the soldier. "I ought to have got that chap off his bike."
The Tatler 13th October 1943
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