Never tell lies to your Mum.

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A young man called Peter invited his mother for dinner, during
the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome
Peter's flat mate, Simon was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,
and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between
Peter and his flat mate than met the eye.

Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, "I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flat mates".

About a week later, Simon came to Peter saying, "Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan,
you don't suppose she took it do you?"

Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure" said Peter.

So he sat down and wrote:

DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY
HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE Frying Pan
BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE
YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. LOVE PETER

Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother
which read:

DEAR SON,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT
SAYING THAT YOU DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT
REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD
HAVE FOUND THE BLXXDY FRYING PAN BY NOW. LOVE MUM

Lesson of the day,
NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER