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The Queen is inspecting 3 Armed Forces personnel, 1 from each of the branches of the fighting forces. She asks each one what they would do if they woke up and found a camel spider in their tent on operations?

The squaddie says, "I'd reach over, grab my bayonet and stab it to death!"

The sailor says, "I'd reach over, grab my boot and batter it to death !"

The airman says, "I'd reach over, pick up my phone, call reception and ask, 'Who the hell has put a tent up in my hotel room'?"


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Nick Collins,

Commando Association Historical Archivist & Photographer.

Proud son of Cpl Mick Collins, 5 Troop, No5 Cdo

"Truly we may say of them, when shall their glory fade?"

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Location: Normandy, France

Son of 4687570 Sgt William (Bill) Wraith MM; N6 Commando N2 Troop
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