The Queen is inspecting 3 Armed Forces personnel, 1 from each of the branches of the fighting forces. She asks each one what they would do if they woke up and found a camel spider in their tent on operations?
The squaddie says, "I'd reach over, grab my bayonet and stab it to death!"
The sailor says, "I'd reach over, grab my boot and batter it to death !"
The airman says, "I'd reach over, pick up my phone, call reception and ask, 'Who the hell has put a tent up in my hotel room'?"
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